How To Raise a Slut

How to Raise a Slut

1. Raise your daughter to think independently and have ambition and goals.
2. Teach her that her sexuality is something that belongs to her.
3. Educate her about her body and how to properly protect herself from STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
4. Teach her that the right time for her to start having sex (with other people) is when mature enough to understand and accept the responsibilities and potential consequences that go along with having sex.
5. Show her that no man no matter how much he means to her is worth compromising her goals and beliefs for and that a man that is worthwhile would never ask her to do those things.

Now all you have to do is sit back and wait. She will if you get lucky wait until she is out of school, well established in her career and financially independent to get married. By this time I’m sure she has already been dating and if she’s anything like the average teen already lost her virginity around the age of 16. So let’s say now she’s between the ages of 28-32 and has had different relationships and has been enjoying herself responsibly. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that she could have had 7-10 sexual partners. Congratulations according to the moron’s I call friends you have raised a certified slut.

I had a conversation with some of my guy friends at lunch recently and these assholes actually said that a woman like this should be considered a slut. It doesn’t matter who they are, the reasons why they may have had varied sexual partners, or where she is in her life. The only qualifier for a woman to be a slut is the amount of penises that have been in her vagina.

Just for the record I completely disagree with these children. I just felt that I should post something about this, so women everywhere could rise up and assert their sexual equality or whatever. I think what has shocked me isn’t that there are morons in the world shit we still have Republicans. What shocked me is that I’m friends with people that think this way. Unlike them though I’m not going to judge them simply because of one thing they do, or one thing they believe in. I’ll just politely disagree with them and tell all the women that I know, that know them that they have herpes.

Women Need to Man Up

Women need to get some balls. I have a lot of female friends, and all I ever hear from most of them are the same bullshit problems over and over again. You would think they would have learned something about men considering all the time we’ve spent together on this planet. Yet they are still surprised when men cheat, still offended when we find other women attractive, still get angry because they say shit to us and we don’t listen to them. I am a firm believer in the equality of the female sex to men, but holy shit get a clue.

The fact that time after time women get into relationships and are surprised when men cheat on them is truly a testament to the power of the human mind to see what it wants. Women should be surprised when we don’t cheat. I’m not saying all men cheat because not all men do. I wouldn’t even say the majority of men cheat, but I promise you 99 percent of all men in relationships see women on a daily basis that they would sleep with in a second if they had the chance. I refuse to believe that on some deep level women don’t realize this; so knowing that why in the FUCK do they continue to be offended over this shit?

Women need to grow up and accept reality. And that reality is that men are men and no matter how you want us to be we aren’t going to be that way. The guys that you see in bullshit movies like the Notebook don’t fucking exist. If that’s what you want then go be lesbians. Shit we don’t mind as long as you let us watch. Then again I have lesbian friends and their relationships are just as dysfunctional as all the straight relationships out there.

There is some hope though. I have met women who for the most part like men the they we are, and the parts of us that they don’t like they fucking ignore. This is the key; learning to accept the bullshit that comes with the set of genitals you prefer to sleep with. I love vagina, and I’m willing to accept the neurosis that come with it. It’s the sacrifice straight guys are willing to make, just like gay guys are willing to accept sweaty balls, and mud on the helmet every so often.

So here it is time to put up or shut up. We’re not going to change. Either you grow a tougher skin, and stop acting like you’re really surprised and angry when you realize that we don’t give a shit about how frustrated you were when you couldn’t find the right size jeans, or invent a dildo that can watch Gossip Girl with you.