Women need to get some balls. I have a lot of female friends, and all I ever hear from most of them are the same bullshit problems over and over again. You would think they would have learned something about men considering all the time we’ve spent together on this planet. Yet they are still surprised when men cheat, still offended when we find other women attractive, still get angry because they say shit to us and we don’t listen to them. I am a firm believer in the equality of the female sex to men, but holy shit get a clue.
The fact that time after time women get into relationships and are surprised when men cheat on them is truly a testament to the power of the human mind to see what it wants. Women should be surprised when we don’t cheat. I’m not saying all men cheat because not all men do. I wouldn’t even say the majority of men cheat, but I promise you 99 percent of all men in relationships see women on a daily basis that they would sleep with in a second if they had the chance. I refuse to believe that on some deep level women don’t realize this; so knowing that why in the FUCK do they continue to be offended over this shit?
Women need to grow up and accept reality. And that reality is that men are men and no matter how you want us to be we aren’t going to be that way. The guys that you see in bullshit movies like the Notebook don’t fucking exist. If that’s what you want then go be lesbians. Shit we don’t mind as long as you let us watch. Then again I have lesbian friends and their relationships are just as dysfunctional as all the straight relationships out there.
There is some hope though. I have met women who for the most part like men the they we are, and the parts of us that they don’t like they fucking ignore. This is the key; learning to accept the bullshit that comes with the set of genitals you prefer to sleep with. I love vagina, and I’m willing to accept the neurosis that come with it. It’s the sacrifice straight guys are willing to make, just like gay guys are willing to accept sweaty balls, and mud on the helmet every so often.
So here it is time to put up or shut up. We’re not going to change. Either you grow a tougher skin, and stop acting like you’re really surprised and angry when you realize that we don’t give a shit about how frustrated you were when you couldn’t find the right size jeans, or invent a dildo that can watch Gossip Girl with you.
Yup... Controversial Kyle strikes again!! lol Good Post man!
ReplyDeleteI've actually heard a girl say "...and I told my fiance 'Edward [Cullen] wouldn't treat me like that!'" Are you kidding me? You are absolutely right that Edward wouldn't treat you like that. You know why? Because Edward doesn't exist! He can't and never will treat you in any manner.
ReplyDeleteKyle, oh Kyle...
ReplyDeleteYou're obviously an equal-opportunity kind of guy, so let me bring to light a piece of information that you already know, but have omitted from this post.
WOMEN. DO. THE. SAME. SHIT.
Women cheat just as much as men do, give me a fucking break. And the most troubling part is, I guess due to some cognitive hole passed down from some traditional historical farce, us, MEN, seem surprised when women cheat. You would think that men, the bastions, the standard bearers of lascivious pre-marital vagina eeny-meeny-miney-moe would see this one coming, but we seem to be unbelievably SHOCKED, STUNNED rather, when a girl steps outside the boundaries of the conventional relationship structure, and receives the cocks of multiple dudes while telling each of them something entirely different (for example, "yeah, you're my man," "So are you," "I just want to bang"). I would love to meet the girls you're talking to, because I'd be willing to bet that at the same time they are complaining to you about these guys cheating, they themselves have dirty thoughts about other men, or even more, have acted upon them. Girls are not interested in Edward Cullen, in Ryan Gosling, in other gentlemen, they are more interested in how many of those men they can have inside them at the same time. Sure they like that IDEA, "oh this guy will treat me so well, he'll care for me, he'll really love me for who I am," but truth is while they like that idea, they are fucking their supervisor, or they have their eyes on the electrician who came in to fix the troublesome dryer. They don't want to go the speed limit, they want to be daring. I disagree wholeheartedly that there aren't good guys out there (and I'm sure there are good girls), that won't cheat, that will treat a girl really well, there are. But that's not what the majority of girls want.
Most guys are like you say, but I think it would be a mistake to give these sluts a free pass.
The dating world, unfortunately, is like the Serengeti: kill, be killed, or run away. To anyone who thinks differently, spend one day in Family Court and I promise, your perspective will be, at the very least, tested.
Adrian...
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying that women don't cheat. That's actually not what I'm talking about at all in this blog. What I was venting about is the fact that women complain all the time about the same shit and never learn the lesson.
And regarding your post all I can say is, Hide the knives.
I know, but what I'm saying is, all this talk about women, basically, victimizing themselves, complaining about something that they do also. Makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteIt does make sense. Looking at it from a woman's perspective, all we do is complain and it never cease's to surprise us the things that men do. Then again, the basis of human nature comes from mating with everyone you see. Men's subconscious goals are to spread their offspring wherever they can and reproduce. It's just a woman's lack of realizing what's going on that makes us constantly angry at the same things over and over.
ReplyDeletelol kyle i LOOOOVE this blog lol im laughing soooo hard especially where you said the part where guys from the movie notebook do not exist lol..but i agree most women do need to get some balls and man the hell up!! umm but i think i have too many balls lol well what happens then?? but i def agree with you, have the time we already know wht comes with you men and def being tough, smart, and ignoring yall is def the key!! lol
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